Radical Train
yowamushisaya:

bless my dash

yowamushisaya:

bless my dash

cats-andothercrap:

daretocomply:

strangesadday:

define-werewolf:

things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:

  • the great gatsby
  • romeo & juliet
  • the phantom of the opera
  • snape
  • FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

Twilight.

carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

IT’S ABOUT TIME
I’VE BEEN AT THIS FOR LIKE NINE HOURS NOW YOU GAY PRICKS

Walk up in the club like

Walk up in the club like

Hahaha if only you knew.

Hahaha if only you knew.

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

WHOOP THERE IT IS

WHOOP THERE IT IS

So this is my life now.

So this is my life now.

WHOA THERE
BAD TOUCH
NO

WHOA THERE
BAD TOUCH
NO

Look who finally decided to show up.

Look who finally decided to show up.

Well hello again not twins.dramatical

Well hello again not twins.dramatical

Oh baby.

OHOHOHOHOHOHO
LET ME LEARN YOU A THING, ABOOBERT

OHOHOHOHOHOHO
LET ME LEARN YOU A THING, ABOOBERT